This blog launches the newly formed Institute of Heretical Psyences. This probably means that your civilisation is on the verge of collapse. Congratulations!

Its still early daze and so with all the Institute's official structural documentation still under engineering. We have decided to lunch immediately into broadcasting some preliminary content and, of course, updates about our projects and services.

Bigger shoes, longer flames.

The institute is not aiming to provide a collaborative scrapbook or collective playground. We are more accurately inspired by the architecture of universities, major religions, departmental and bureaucratic government, imperialist nationalism and consular diplomacy, corporate hierarchy and the "non-profit" sector. This is where social/cultural/political institutions grow increasingly corrupt, irrelevant, dogmatic and basically toxic. This is where heretical sciences have become increasingly, even critically, relevant. 

Clearly this blog is a construction site with a practically pathetic potential. Looking at other free web building options. I knew that blogger would be no damn good but, after wallowing in conceptual vision and comedic community consultations for almost an entire year, my hunger for a more material momentum became craven and a launch, however meager, became necessary.

Initially considered wiki but the came to the conclusion, after participating in other failed/fizzled wiki projects, that it may well be too time consuming for administration and too open ended.
 

We are currently considering moving temporarily to WordPress. Reason being it offers sites with multiple pages and 3gigabytes of hosting. This will give us the capacity to resource some of the projects to get off the floor. We are still exploring a few directions for independent hosting that will offer me the versatility and security we want.

At this stage most of our content and activity involves writing, communications, recruitment, consultation, organisational infrastructure and of course infamy. These are all key areas that could profoundly impact the flavour of our damnation and our dances. If you're interested working with us in a professional capacity, make sure you look out for our policy documents.

Stay tuned for the launch of the new website!

May the party never end!

Work/play has begun at the Institute of Heretical Psyences, founded by me for the purposes of research, publication, distribution, representation and much more. The formation of departments, embassies, collectives, honorary positions, covens, libraries, meth labs, and other projects has begun and will continue as desired by us and you.

Although still in its infancy, the Institute already includes:
  • Department of Whoretical Intelligence - Sex workers conducting and publishing the research, news and wisdom of sex workers. Formed despite and to spite, the widespread popular acceptance of disrespectful, illegitimate and destructive research and portrayal of, the lives of sex workers by non-peer scumbags. We maintain that sex workers are the only experts on sex work.
  • ASIO News Desk - Recruitment materials, recipes for napalm, transcripts from the surveillance archives and more! Broadcasting from a new field office in AdelHades, Antipodea.
  • Martian Expatriate Collective - Because it can get lonely on the green planet. The collective is currently planning family picnic day to be held at a local underground bunker.
  • Secular Chapel - Already stained with the presence of several interested deities, our chapel exists in several places at once. The current congregation has declared intention to publish a newsletter in order to showcase local blasphemy and propagate anti-religious thought.

We are opening our doors/windows/orifices soon and will be perpetually seeking members, staff, researchers, mascots, artists, priests, students, donations, enemies, interested daemons and all other others. Stay tuned or seek out Secretary of No-State Audry Auxiliary for more immediate information. Fallen angels encouraged to apply. Non-Earth bound entities and inanimate objects welcome. Police can go fuck themselves with the batons they rode in on.




In other news...

ADELAIDE, Australia: A local prostitute has become a state celebrity after recently rejecting a client on the basis of his employment status. The john in question, known only as "John", has held a position as an officer of the South Australian Police Force for an undisclosed number of years. He claims to have never been personally involved in the harrasment, charging or arrest of any persons for sex related crimes.

The sex worker, in a statement presented to a subsquent antidiscrimination inquiry, had this (and more) to say:
"Well everyone has their hard limits after all...and anyway personal idiosyncracies aside, i mean, well it was professional fucking courtesy! The dumb pig bastard wanted a massage and a handjob when all i could offer him was frank disgust, loathing and vomit on the floor! And that, it was obvious to me at the time, was a session that a man of his fiscal calibre simply couldn't afford in any case."

The police were baffled when the inquiry found the officer guilty of gross indecent stupidity, and largely as a result of the decision, he was promoted to the position of senior sargent.

  

THIS BROADCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEPARTMENT OF WHORETICAL INTELLIGENCE.