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ADELAIDE, Australia: A local prostitute has become a state celebrity after recently rejecting a client on the basis of his employment status. The john in question, known only as "John", has held a position as an officer of the South Australian Police Force for an undisclosed number of years. He claims to have never been personally involved in the harrasment, charging or arrest of any persons for sex related crimes.

The sex worker, in a statement presented to a subsquent antidiscrimination inquiry, had this (and more) to say:
"Well everyone has their hard limits after all...and anyway personal idiosyncracies aside, i mean, well it was professional fucking courtesy! The dumb pig bastard wanted a massage and a handjob when all i could offer him was frank disgust, loathing and vomit on the floor! And that, it was obvious to me at the time, was a session that a man of his fiscal calibre simply couldn't afford in any case."

The police were baffled when the inquiry found the officer guilty of gross indecent stupidity, and largely as a result of the decision, he was promoted to the position of senior sargent.
  

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